Exploring Wit & Wisdom: Best Quotes by Douglas Adams

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Siamese Cats have a way of staring at you. Those who have walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will know the expression.

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That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting.

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If I were not an atheist, I think I would have to be a Catholic because if it wasn’t the forces of natural selection that designed fish, It must have been an Italian.

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Words used carelessly, as if they did not matter in any serious way, often allowed otherwise well-guarded truths to seep through.

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No. No games. He wanted her and didn’t care who knew it. He definitely and absolutely wanted her, longed for her, wanted to do more things than there were names for with her.

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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my life-style.

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Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game.

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Ha, but my life is a box of wormgears.

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Even in darkness, Suvichaar is the light. 🔦

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