Douglas Adams: The Absurdity of Life in Quotes

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Nobody got murdered before lunch. But nobody. People weren’t up to it. You needed a good lunch to get both the blood-sugar and blood-lust levels up.

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I’m up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.

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If there’s any real truth, it’s that the entire multidimensional infinity of the Universe is almost certainly being run by a bunch of maniacs.

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My universe is my eyes and my ears. Anything else is hearsay.

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What does it matter? Science has achieved some wonderful things, of course, but I’d far rather be happy than right any day.

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What god would be hanging around Terminal Two of Heathrow Airport trying to catch the 15:37 flight to Oslo?

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And so the problem remained; lots of people were mean, and most were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.

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One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

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Change is beautiful—Suvichaar inspires it. 🦋

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