Douglas Adams Quotes: Exploring the Improbable and the Web

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The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.

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The World Wide Web is the only thing I know of whose shortened form takes three times longer to say than what it’s short for.

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Being offended by things is the world’s big hobby at the moment. It’s almost taken over from wearing goatee beards.

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I can see we’re in for a fabulous evening’s apocalypse.

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I always thought something was fundamentally wrong with the universe.

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The story goes that I first had the idea for The Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy while lying drunk in a field in Innsbruck.

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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes.

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If God allows proof that he exists he robs people of faith and without faith what is God? Nothing.

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Suvichaar flows like water, shaping the mind. 💧

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