Douglas Adams: Master of Wit and Whimsical Wisdom

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I agree,” he said. “You have a horse in your bathroom, and I will, after all, have a little port.

- Douglas Adams

Odd,” agreed Reg. “I’ve certainly never come across any irreversible mathematics involving sofas. Could be a new field.

- Douglas Adams

The Norse God of Thunder looked at her awkwardly. He had to remove his great horned helmet because it was banging against the ceiling and leaving scratch marks in the plaster.

- Douglas Adams

What did “psychosassic” mean? It was his own word and he vigorously denied that it meant anything at all.

- Douglas Adams

The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.

- Douglas Adams

Now. Having saved the entire human race from extinction I could do with a pizza. What say you to such a proposal?

- Douglas Adams

Not content with ignoring the normal requirements of biology, the cat was also in clear breach of the laws of physics.

- Douglas Adams

There had been a nasty moment when his life had flashed before his eyes but he had been too preoccupied with falling and had missed all the good bits.

- Douglas Adams

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